But ...but...it's Disney!
Location: Monorail type thing making laps above Tomorrowland. The monorail has just gone through the dark tunnels of Space Mountain. A child begins to sob and howl inconsolably a couple of carriages behind us.
Monorail emerges into the light and Cinderella's Castle is in the distance.
Adult male parent/guardian type person: Look! Look! It's Cinderella's castle!
(Cinderella's Castle gets a little closer)
Adult male parent/guardian type person: What an EXCELLENT view of Cinderella's Castle! Look! It's Cinderella's Castle!
(At this point gentle readers, it should be noted Bogie and I become equal parts confused and amused at this man's almost too enthusiastic embrace of Cinderella's Castle. Who knew?)
Adult decides to get smart and try a little reverse psychology.
Adult male parent/guardian type person: Do you want to go back to the hotel room?
Child (still sobbing): Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss!